It's hard being bored, fat and frustrated and having a fridge stocked full of groceries (healthy groceries, but food nonetheless). Most of my friends are home for Easter and I am...not.
Consequently, I am going up to Adam's for the night and bringing my own Lean Cuisine microwaveable dinner to eat. This will avoid his mother trying to feed me, which she always does. That woman is one hell of a cook, although most of it is prepared in 3 lbs of butter. It's hard to say no to her. Especially when she waves something delicious and buttery in my face.
It is really no wonder that Adam once said he could never marry me because I don't cook fattening enough.